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Love sours. Hearts get broken. More often that not, one person dumps the other, and the jilted will say anything to try to get back the person that doesn't want them anymore. How did these redditors ever think these statements would actually re-ignite romance?

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1. IngeniousMayhem wasn't born yesterday. She's not going to fall for the old "fake coma" ruse.

"Can you remind me why we broke up? I crashed my motorcycle and was in a coma for a week. I have memory loss and can't remember much from the past year. I dont remember breaking up. Things seemed so good, why did they end?"

Unbeknownst to him, I was close with one of his friends at that time. None of that ever happened