(via Reddit)
Looks like she's always in low gear for an easy ride.

Divorces are tough, but the best cure for that kind of heartache is a new love. We hope this bike finds someone who will ride her the way she wants, and respect that she has outdoorsy tires but also the black-and-silver style for the city. She is a complicated bike, and although anyone can learn to ride, not many can actually learn the inner workings of her pumps and gears. Just be sure to refer to her tires as "athletic." As far as the guy selling this bike, he seems to have very traditional definitions of what a bike should be like, so we hope he can find one of those thin road bikes you see in Europe or some hefty mountain bike that can really make you feel like you've been somewhere.