Getting dumped is the pits; no one likes to be rejected. And on top of that, you're supposed to feel bad for the person who just dumped you, because of their whole, "You know, this hurts me, too" spiel. But sometimes you really don't have to feel bad for them at all, because they're just straight up jerks. It used to be considered poor form to break up with someone any other way than in person, but in the age of emails and texts, getting dumped over the phone sounds almost romantic. Over on Reddit, people shared the stories of the most ridiculous ways they've been dumped…and honestly, a lot of them are pretty funny (although they almost definitely weren't at the time).
So who's going to be the first person to get dumped over Slack?