Everyone loves it when two famouses link up and make famous sex with each other. Especially when those two celebradoodles have extremely symmetrical faces. Which is why everyone went bonkers when supermodel Gigi Hadid started knocking designer boots with One Direction member Zayn Malik.
And now everyone is going equally bonkers, but in a sad way, at the news that the couple have decided to no longer rub each others' body parts together in a committed way, according to a new report in The Sun.
And online evidence appears to substantiate these claims, since it appears Malik has unfollowed both Hadid and her mom (harsh, bro!) on Instagram.
"Sad" does not do justice to how people are taking this news. People are inconsolable.
The crying emojis are flowing. The caps are locked.
At least one person (and only one person) is being mature about all this:
OK FIIIIIIINE I'll cancel the funeral procession.