The "I can't help it I'm a sex addict!" excuse is the one we see time and again in the media from high-profile men who were caught cheating. It's tired, insulting, and boring. If you've been caught cheating, the least you can do is provide your partner with a more original and colorful excuse for your behavior. Don't be a cheater and a hack.
A woman named Tess asked Twitter: "What’s the funniest excuse for cheating someone has given you? I’ll go. My ex told me he cheated on me because I had a driving phobia."