Borders may be in the middle of a very public downfall, but rather than go gentle into that good bankruptcy, these employees have chosen to rage, rage against the dying of the bookstore — which is a literary reference you'd probably understand if you shopped at Borders. You can tell this list of customer faux pas has been eating at these book jockeys for years. Unfortunately, the length of their diatribe suggests they've seriously overestimated people's desire to read things, which is why their business failed in the first place.