For everyone's favorite spandex-clad Jesus metaphor, social networking would be a virtual minefield. He'd have an inbox jam-packed with distress messages from whiny bank tellers and earthquake victims, inappropriate pokes from a drunk Jimmy Olsen, embarrassing Scrabble losses to Krypto the Superdog, and constant grief from Lois about updating their relationship status. With all that going on, you couldn't blame him for forgetting to remind his mom not to jeopardize the lives of everyone he's ever met by publicly exposing his biggest secret.