Cakes are the prerequisite celebration dessert for birthdays, graduations, weddings, and prison homecomings. But according to the inscriptions on these cakes, they're also handy for smoothing over humiliating situations, commemorating bizarre accomplishments, and expressing your own debilitating laziness and/or crippling depression. So the next time you need to tell the love of your life that those bumps aren't ingrown hairs, take a cue from these people and say it in icing.