Rick Perry might have finally found someone he can beat in an election. In what might be the weakest Hail Mary ever thrown by a floundering Presidential candidate, Rick Perry's latest campaign video invokes what he calls "Obama's war on religion," lamenting that gays can serve in the military (nothing to do with religion) but kids can't pray in school. The video's titled "Strong," but considering his current poll numbers a better title would have been "My Death Rattle." After only two days on YouTube, Rick Perry is close to surpassing the total dislikes accumulated by Rebecca Black's "Friday" in over two months. Do your part now in making Rick Perry more hated than the most hated thing in the history of the Internet.