Here's that handmade Lionel Richie "Hello" teapot you were looking for. Found on Etsy, this is the only teapot that steeps its leaves with the creepy longing of a pop star stalking a blind girl. "All Night Long" brand double-caffeinated tea bags sold separately don't exist.

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[ Via Etsy, BuzzFeed]