If you're ever done something really, really dumb for someone you were romantically in to, it's not your fault. The human brain becomes 110% dumber when under the influence of a crush. It's science!
1.) From mje_777:
Once when I was 16 (I'm now 32), I was riding in the back of a friend's truck with this girl I was trying to impress. We were going about 40 mph on an asphalt road, and my ball cap flew off. She said, "you better jump out and get it (jokingly)". I dove out of the back of the truck and rolled down the pavement several times. I got my hat, and stood up as if I was unscathed. I played it off like a tough (yet obviously very stupid) guy. The next day I woke up in excruciating pain and went to the hospital. I had broken my collarbone, two ribs, and the radius bone in my forearm. You asked for it.