1. An alien blow up doll. But for sex.

If having sex with a regular inflatable doll wasn't weird enough. (via Amazon)

Hey, I don't judge. Whatever two, safe, sane, consensual adults do in private is their business. Or one adult, alone at home with their alien princess. There is a never-ending parade of sex toys available to the modern perverted consumer, and though I would never condemn anyone for using them, I do wonder: how is this making you hot?

These are sex toys so silly and strange that they seem designed to invoke giggle fits, not orgasms. Perhaps laughter is the best "medicine?" Take a look and see if anything here tickles more than your funny bone.