1. It's harder to focus.

When you're younger, you're so horny you can't think. When you're older, you think too much. I'll be ready to start and suddenly think: I've got to pay the electric bill. We only have a quarter of a roll of toilet paper. Why didn't I pick up toilet paper? She told me to get toilet paper. Is this going to be a thing now, that I forgot the toilet paper? Fucking toilet paper! Did I lock the door? I thought I locked the door. Should I get up and check? I don't want anyone walking in and seeing the weird shit I'm watching. I'm kind of hungry. Maybe I should just forget it and put on True Detective instead.