I bet I know what's going to be played during the reception at Dean's wedding.

"What are you crying about?" Dean's dad asks him, as if he doesn't already know the answer and isn't just trying to capture it on camera. "I'll never marry!" Dean shouts, like the distraught overage heroine in a Disney Princess movie. 

Dean is upset that he isn't 80 or some other age that's old enough to be wed, like 19. Take heart, kid. It's like Dad says: "It's not that fun. It's not that different. You're just married."

Sources: Daily Picks and Flicks