I always pictured Cinderella with a more sleeved man.

When Blaine Gibson—a member of the Austin, Texas-based comedy group Rooster Teeth—went to Disney World recently, he brought with him something very special: a wedding ring. And with that ring, he attempted to land himself a real life Disney princess. As you can see in the picture above, Cinderella was flattered. But the fact that he went on to make the same offer to Ariel the mermaid makes me think she ultimately said no:

It'll never work. One of them is from a dangerous place
where humanity cannot survive. And the other is from the ocean.

Sources: Blaine Gibson | h/t redditor crazyfalcon