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A guy in Germany put a sedative in his girlfriend's tea so he'd have a night to bro down in front of the TV.


"What button do I have to press to get you to have sex with me?" (via Thinkstock)

Ladies, if you've ever put "plays video games" on your Deal Breaker List, history has vindicated you. A 23-year-old man in North Rhine-Westphalia (somewhere in Germany, possibly a magical forest) decided he wanted a night of interacting with other dudes on the Internet, pretending to shoot each other, and his girlfriend's autonomy as a human being was not going to interfere. He fed her a sedative which put her to sleep at around 10 P.M. and kept her unconscious until the following midday. That's when she had to drive to work and during the drive she kept nodding off. Yikes!

Sources: The Local | h/t Gawker