A writer overheard a hilariously awful first date, so of course she live-tweeted it.

A writer overheard a hilariously awful first date, so of course she live-tweeted it.
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Blogger Anne Thériault was at a cafe when she noticed two people on perhaps the worst first date ever and recorded it for posterity.

A writer overheard a hilariously awful first date, so of course she live-tweeted it.

Photo is a dramatization. (via Thinkstock)

Most people have been on at least one terrible date in their lives. Unless you married the first person you ever dated and everything is perfect. Good for you. Or maybe you've never been on a date, ever? Get out there! You deserve a terrible first date experience of your own to cherish and then hopefully, a great date that leads to happily-ever-after.

But be warned... bad dates happen to good people. Here's one, live-tweeted for your snarky pleasure. The people on the date remain anonymous, but at least one of them has a passing resemblance to James Franco.

He's probably TOO SMART. The rest of us are just shadow puppets who can't see the world as it truly is because we're sheep. We're sheep puppets with eyes that don't see because we're shadows!

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People tell me I look like if Geena Davis and Sofia Vergara had a baby and Beyoncé was its fairy godmother who blessed it with her goddess wand.

Fair question, the man is a writer and he needs a girl who "gets him."

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First time I've identified with this dude, good coffee is important.

My friend who's a fireman says I'm even better at putting out fires than him. He just wishes I'd stop starting them!

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Both men and women should bring up wanting or not wanting children on the first date every time.

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I hope it's a happy story, where a nerdy, introspective guy who sees the world just a little differently gets the girl, who we know nothing about except she's pretty. Now, that's a movie I've never seen.

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