Advice columnist calmly deals with woman whose husband boned the groom at a bachelor party.

Advice columnist calmly deals with woman whose husband boned the groom at a bachelor party.
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Advice columnist Coleen Nolan hears stories about relationships in peril all the time writing the "Dear Coleen" column for The Mirror, but it is hard to top (or bottom) this one desperate wife's story. This woman wrote in because her husband seems to have a bad habit of sleeping with other men when he is drunk or high—including a dude who is due to get married soon. To a woman. A woman who is their friend.

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But don't worry, her husband says he is not gay or bi (not that there's anything wrong with that).

My husband went to Magaluf on a stag week recently and when he got back he confessed that he’d got drunk and slept with another man, blaming the fact that he was “so out of it”.

He told me he woke up and screamed when he realised he was in a hotel bed with this guy lying next to him.

But he also admitted he’d got very drunk on another occasion and slept with the groom (his friend), who surprisingly enough isn’t angry and just said: “It’s just a bunch of stuff that happened. I’m not bothered I slept with you, we did it and that’s it.”

My husband told me he isn’t gay or bi, and that it was simply down to overdoing it on the stag week in terms of drink and drugs, and that he regrets it. We have a four-year-old son and my husband is a very good dad.

He told me he wants to work on our marriage, and I want to be able to forgive him, but it feels hard and I don’t know how I’m going to be able to do it.

His friend’s wedding is in a week’s time and my husband and his friend want to keep what happened secret from the bride, but I’m not sure about that.

What’s your advice?

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Thankfully, Coleen is a pro and doesn't have the knee-jerk "GIRL, LEAVE HIS ASS" reaction that you probably just had. Instead she was pretty rational and gave some good advice, which is probably why she has this job in the first place.

First of all, I don’t think you should tell the bride to be. I think it’s up to her fiance to tell her. The chances are she’ll shoot the messenger and still marry him anyway.

You have enough to deal with, so focus on yourself and your marriage.

It does sound like a big drunken, drug-fuelled mess, but if you want to work on saving your marriage, then that’s your decision.

Of course you’re going to find it hard though. The trouble with confessions is that while they unburden the confessor, the problem is dumped on the other person to deal with – and how do you do that?

In your case the positives are these: he was honest with you about what happened straight away and he’s reassured you that he’s not gay or bisexual (just a drunken fool).

You obviously need to set some boundaries now – number one is that you don’t want him going on any more stag dos because you can’t trust him in that environment, and he shouldn’t mind about that.

He should probably put some distance between himself and the groom to give you the space to work things out.

You might even need some relationship counseling to help you work out whether you can forgive him and move on.

All you can do is give it your best shot and, if you realize you can’t get past what he did, then at least you’ll know you tried your very best before walking away.

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Of course, naysayers may argue that when most people are accused of "being a drunken fool," it means they were singing too loudly and throwing up on the sidewalk. Those offenses don't seem quite on par with that this woman's husband did, but what do I know? I'm no Coleen Nolan.

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