Inventor of dildo that 'impregnates' you with alien eggs says he 'tried everything else' as a career first.

Inventor of dildo that 'impregnates' you with alien eggs says he 'tried everything else' as a career first.
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There is no nudity or sexual contact in this video, but we wouldn't describe it as "safe for work."

There really is something out there for everyone, but if a dildo that shoots out gelatin eggs isn't for you, then hopefully you're okay after watching that video. Perhaps you're discovering something about yourself you would never have dreamed of? Or just that you can still be deeply unsettled by something! Either way, Vice interviewed the maker of these "oviposters," and he seems even more interesting than his devices:

How did you get involved in all this stuff?
I had tried everything else: I had owned a restaurant and managed many other businesses and had many successes. However, in all of my jobs I would work my way up to the top only to find a wall waiting for me there. I'm ambitious, and though I don't consider myself greedy, I always wanted to push myself for more independence and freedom to do the things I wanted to do.

And freedom is helping people insert eggs into themselves for sexual gratification?
Let's face it, there are three things that will always sell: Food, death, and sex. I tried food service and decided after managing three restaurants and owning one that it was the same thing, day in and day out, and it didn't look like that was going to change much. Death didn't really interest me. I wanted something more fun. Something that breaks the monotony of people's days and makes them spit out their coffee when you tell them what you do.

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He's just like us! Trying to get away from the boring day-to-day work cycle with egg-shooting rubber dicks. He also talks a bit about why people are into this at all:

There are different perspectives of everything, and Ovipositors are no exception. Many like to envision an alien creature that wants its eggs inside you. It can be a little intimidating or off-putting to those who do not fantasize about being the willing or unwilling host of alien beings inside them. It blurs the line of our own humanity to find sexual pleasure with something that is so far from human, and for some, just talking about it gets them wet.

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I wouldn't describe "getting wet" as what I'm feeling, though it is blurring the lines of my humanity.

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