Attention, everyone else: you're trying too hard.

We've posted joke versions of these before. They don't work as well. (via reddit)

Dan Perino has figured out what women are looking for: a guy who is looking for a girlfriend. At least, that's what the 500 posters a day he posted around lower Manhattan last year claimed. Granted, that doesn't seem to have gotten him a steady girlfriend, but as he told, "It's been going great. I've had ... hook-ups with 118 girls, but the dating is a lot more than that." The article then makes clear exactly what he means by hook-ups: "sex."

Sources: redditor MyFeetAreWet | | Gawker