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Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a side of bunions. This disgusting and deeply satisfying revenge tale is brought to us by writer Sarah Gailey, who yesterday shared an 18-tweet saga about an "awful" ex who learned a harsh but necessary lesson about why you should "ALWAYS listen to your girlfriend."

This could go down as the great Shakespearean revenge drama of our time.

"Gather round, Twitter," Gailey started off. "And I shall tell you the tale of instant gross justice." It all begins with a bad egg, her ex:

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'Nuff said. The man must go down.

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SPOILER ALERT: he didn't listen.

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ICYMI: commercial for the Ped Egg.

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And the lesson to be learned, gentlemen and gentlemen? It is this:

Her story has completely restored at least one person's faith in humanity:

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And Gailey added that it has helped her through some dark times.

To quote Shakespeare:

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by about an idiot, full of sound feet and fury, signifying nothing everything.

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~fin~

Sources: Twitter