Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a side of bunions. This disgusting and deeply satisfying revenge tale is brought to us by writer Sarah Gailey, who yesterday shared an 18-tweet saga about an "awful" ex who learned a harsh but necessary lesson about why you should "ALWAYS listen to your girlfriend."
"Gather round, Twitter," Gailey started off. "And I shall tell you the tale of instant gross justice." It all begins with a bad egg, her ex:
'Nuff said. The man must go down.
SPOILER ALERT: he didn't listen.
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And the lesson to be learned, gentlemen and gentlemen? It is this:
Her story has completely restored at least one person's faith in humanity:
And Gailey added that it has helped her through some dark times.
To quote Shakespeare:
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told
byabout an idiot, full of soundfeet and fury, signifying nothingeverything.