The management of Level Nightclub in Bolton, U.K., recently received a text from a patron that was so weird, so skeezy, and so dumb, they had no choice but to share it on Facebook. Apparently, one of their regulars was fed up with accidentally running into his girlfriend's dad there, and asked if the 37-year-old could be banned, so that he wouldn't have to constantly look over his shoulder while he was hitting on other women. Needless to say, it didn't go well for him.
Here's a closeup of the texts:
Although he's certainly a lowlife, this guy's charming Northern dialect almost makes his request seem less offensive.
JK, he's a tool.