Redditor absolutec is going through some issues with his marriage but took the time to share his personal drama with the Internet. According to him, his wife and he "have been working on things...until she sent me this screenshot about a delayed surgery. My name isn't Austin." Here's the screenshot that's ending their marriage (or simply giving them something more to talk about):

Confused? So were many redditors. Like bulletm, who wrote, "You're gonna have to explain this. I read it 4 times and I'm totally lost,."