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Have you ever had your innocent, pure phone inundated with penises? Has a dude ever simply ignored your "no thanks," taking it as a mere suggestion until you give him your number?

Well, have we got a bot for you!

Comedian Hassan S. Ali has designed the Boy Bye Bot, the robo-rejection line that'll shut down fuccbois for you, and maybe even teach them a thing or two.

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Give out the number 1-626-466-3293, (that's 1-626-466-3293), and when a dude texts it, a chatbot replies with links to Jezebel articles, the Planned Parenthood donation page, and clingy texts enough to scare them off for good.

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The Boy Bye Bot is an update on 2007's Rejection Line, a collaboration between super siblings Jonah and Chelsea Peretti from back when people used to make phone calls.

Here are some highlights from the modern text message version.

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1. The Planned Parenthood plug:

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2. The Jezebel offensive:

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3. The coming on too strong:

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Peruse the whole archive at BoyByeBot.com.

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The number is that's 1-626-466-3293.

That's 1-626-466-3293.

Let the fake number take care of the real creepers for you, so you can live your life and pass the number to the next one.