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Rich Moore, a London man who may as well be from Florida, took out his fury on his ex-girlfriend's new lover.

And this guy really hated that dildo.

"She loved the dildo more than me," Moore told the Sun. "I bought it, it cost me £30​."

The dildo, reportedly "one of those bullet ones," according to Moore, came to his renewed attention when he returned to their shared apartment to clean out his things.

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"I was fed up," said Moore, not the first man to lose a sexual competition to a dildo.

His rage extended from the dildo to a pair of glasses, which Moore admits he "smashed." According to Moore's ex, those glasses cost something like £200 (about $240) although Moore says they were closer to £20.

"It's all so petty and a waste of taxpayers' money," he said.

Moore offered to pay for the dildo, but the dispute ended up in court anyway. Moore's out on bail for "criminal damage" until another hearing.