It's never pleasant going through a breakup, and those tired old clichés can make you feel used and depleted. "It's not you, it's me." "I'm focusing on me right now." "We work better as friends." WHAT DOES THAT REALLY MEAN.
But on the flip side of that, the brutal honesty is often a lot more... brutal. You can guarantee the following people would have begged for a pleasant cliché after what their exes went with in the moment of breakup.
And guess who's consistently got the cruelest tactics? Cheaters, of course.
1. Let's start with FredWampy. His story is the worst.
"Your brother is better in bed."
She'd been cheating on me. Yes, with him.
2. Murderousbudgie is murderous for a reason.
"I don't know why you actually thought we were going to get married. I'm only 26."
Uh, motherfucker, because you fucking proposed to me.
3. Imightbeaspider knows too much. Way too much.
He started telling me the details of his cheating.
Originally he told me it was a drunken mistake and he was completely blacked out. After I dumped him he told me the truth.
He said it wasn't one night, it was two. They f*cked 13 times, and the first time he called her by my name. He said she was better than me in every way.
That had me really fucked up for a while, which was his intention.
4. VVillyD makes you glad AIM is gone. It's gone, right?
5. Naegerst may have dodged a bullet here.
6. Congrats on two things, lbtrigger!
7. Oh. Oh no. So sorry, DontReadMyPosts.
8. MayonaiseH0B0 dated Larry David, so don't feel too bad.
9. Bustyturtlelover has a loyal brother to cancel out her disloyal cousin.
10. 8ack_Space found a true MVP.
She cheated on me, I found out about it, and I gave myself 3 hours to calm myself before I talked to her. This was my first long-term relationship, we had been dating for just over a year.
When I finally called her, I was calm, polite, and most importantly: Indifferent. I wasn't really feeling that way, but I forced myself to be completely flat in my tone and my words. I said, "I found out about you and X. I'm breaking up with you, I'll be over this weekend to pick up my things from your place."
She responded with lying about it, then this that and the other. Everything she said only got a simple response of, "I stand by my decision to break up." She started getting really really frustrated by my even tone and lack of response (in reality, I was biting my fingers one by one to force myself to remain calm as she talked). Eventually she ended with:
"Okay yeah I sucked him off in a movie theater, but you're the real bastard by not even being MAD about it! Clearly you never cared about us!" And she hung up on me. Never did get my stuff, but really the only thing I wanted was the copy of my favorite novel I lent her, so I just ended up buying myself a nice hard copy of it afterwards as a breakup consolation for myself.
Bonus kicker? I was at a gaming session with a group of friends a few weeks later, and a random number I'd never seen calls my phone. Turns out it's her sister, and my ex is there having her call me because she wants to talk because she wants to get "closure" on our relationship.
Someone in the gaming session asked what was going on when they saw my face go stoic. I held my hand over the phone's mic and explained. The instant my hand left the mic, a girl present at the gathering shouted "8ack_Space! Come back to bed, we miss youuuu!" and that got the other two girls in the room giggling and shouting similar things.
Ex heard it (I guess they were on speakerphone) and flipped out. I just said, "Uhm. They're tagging me back in, gotta go." A few weeks later, I asked out the girl who shouted it.
Ten years later, here we are, happily married.
Never spoke to my ex again, but the idea of cheating on someone then claiming they had no investment in the relationship just because they have the audacity to try and be calm about it...
11. Lucifers_scrotum revels in his cruelty, as you'd expect.
12. MeMuzzta's was short yet cruel.
13. And Azhorion was such a trooper willing to meet the parents!
14. HONESTY IS NOT GOOD, from lewistronzo.
15. At least FreePork got to laugh. Ha. Ha.