In today's trashy text message news, a woman made the common mistake of accidentally sending a text to the person she was trying to talk about. We've alllllll done it.
Unfortunately for this woman, she texted her boyfriend about her sidepiece and her detailed plan to cheat on him. The now-sad man shared her text on Twitter.
Trying to ask her friend for advice, she spilled every last bean:
I'm literally so anxious right now... I've been seeing this guy behind Jordan's back and we had really important plans TOMMORROW bc Jordan was suppose [sic] to be at work and then he texts me and says I don't have work TOMMORROW and I don't wanna let my other guy down and I told him and he was like "I knew you wouldn't come" and I feel so bad BC I'm letting them both down BC I'm a stupid whore and I'm so sad and I already waxed my entire fucking body to fuck this dude HELP
What can you say to this, as a bystander, except "sad face emoji lolol bad bad bad cheat sad sad text awww wow"? Well because this is the internet, and Jordan Mcnelly's tweet went mega-viral, people were quick to shame Zoe, any Zoe, and scream their own demons at an already obviously bad situation.
DO NOT TWEET AT RANDOM ZOES ON THE INTERNET.
And that's not even a rule just for this tweet. In general, don't tweet at random people named Zoe on the internet, unless you're asking them a question about having a name that starts with Z, because that's novel and interesting and they'll probably just ignore it.
Another acceptable response is to make a light joke about Spongebob. This is always an acceptable response, to any scenario.
Meanwhile, Zoe tried to claim it was all a dream she was trying to tell her friend about, her boyfriend Jordan Mcnelly said some things he'll eventually regret, and the couple that was never meant to be are almost certainly no longer together.