For whatever reason, cheaters have been cheating since the dawn of time. The first caveman probably got caught dragging his cave wife's sister back to their cave like, "What? Me no cheat. This not what looks like." While cavemen had a better shot at getting away with their sneaky sex lies, cheaters of today are getting busted on a global scale, which is great because there's nothing better than watching someone else's drama. Here are five cheating cheaters who got caught and totally shamed online.
When Twitter user VermillionEli caught his friend Samantha's boyfriend straight up cheating on her, he did what any good pal would do. He blackmailed the cheater into buying him a delicious pizza, then used his greasy pizza fingers to text his friend the truth about her two-timing boyfriend. Revenge is sweet, my friends, or in this case, cheesy.
A man named Evan Scribner got busted for cheating on his girlfriend thanks to a little game called Pokémon Go. I know what you're thinking: grown men who play Pokémon don't have sex! But this guy did, with two different girls! Scribner thought he was cool catching a "bat character," but whoops, this game uses geolocation services to show where each Pokémon is caught. When his girlfriend saw he was catching stuff at his ex-girlfriend's place in Bushwick, Brooklyn, he was the one who was caught.
When you catch your boyfriend cheating on you, a lot of thoughts rush through your head, like hurt, anger, sadness, and ideas for viral tweets. Twitter user @vickto_willy caught her boyfriend cheating with another woman, so she did what any sane person would do. She hid in the trunk of his car while he cruised around with the other woman and live-tweeted the entire escapade. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned with a strong social media presence.
If you live in China and your boyfriend's really busy all the time, take a close look at this picture and make sure you're not dating Mr. Yuan here. Mr. Yuan is bad at driving, but he's awesome at cheating. Or he was, until he crashed his car and ended up in the hospital. That's when this Don Juan (or Don "Yuan," if you will) got majorly busted. All 17 (SEVENTEEN!) of his girlfriends showed up to make sure he was OK, and that's when they each found out they weren't Mr. Yuan's one and only. If he wasn't already in the hospital, these pissed off women surely would've put him there.
If you think the whole "speak now or forever hold your peace" drama only happens in movies, then you haven't seen this viral wedding video. Just as the bride and groom are pledging their love and faithfulness to each other, a mystery woman brings their nuptials to a screeching halt. She starts off with a classic sarcastic slow-clap and goes right into talk about "the other night." Dang! "Till death do us part" might come a little sooner than planned for this two-timing groom.