This cruel bastard. This poor woman. Brad Holmes (who might want to consider changing his name and going into hiding soon) played the meanest prank on his girlfriend Jen by rubbing a chili pepper (yes, the red hot kind, and no, not the band) on her tampon and then filming her reaction.
[Ladies, are you still reading? Are you okay? Do you want to grab some ice to sit on while you read this?]
It's important to bear in mind that this couple is already YouTube famous for pranking each other. This prank is so cruel it might even be fake, but who knows. As of now, the video has been watched over 2 million times on Holmes' Facebook page. At the start, Holmes can be heard stating his evil plan: "It's Jen's time of the month, so I'm gonna play a little trick on her, and give her a hot vagina. I'm gonna rub this chili onto this tampon. Let's see what happens." Holmes set up two cameras: one in the sitting room and one in the bathroom, sort of pointed at the toilet. This just gets worse and worse, right?
The fact that the tampon package has already been opened doesn't deter Jen from popping that bad boy right into her cooch. Cut to: an obviously very uncomfortable Jen complaining to her nan that her "vagina's on fire" and "feels like it's going to fall off." She pleads with her nan, "Just feel my jeans. You can feel the heat coming off of it," although Nan's not into giving that a try. Her nan suggests she take a shower, while Holmes acts innocent and suggests helpfully that this could be a reaction from last night's curry.
When Jen goes into the bathroom to splash water on her lady parts (and probably contemplate throwing her vagina and/or herself out the window), Holmes comes in, and tells her what he's done while filming her. At which point she slams the door on him and tells him to "fuck off out of this house."
Their Facebook friends' comments indicate that they are familiar with this couple's antics.
He got off easy. But there may be an angry female mob coming after him with pitchforks soon. Okay, end of story, tell your vagina it's okay to breathe again.