People shared the best first date questions to make sure you're not dating a crazy.

People shared the best first date questions to make sure you're not dating a crazy.

First dates are the worst, they're just a series of question after question until you can find some common ground. It's an interrogation over cocktails. Fortunately, the lunatics over at Reddit have shared 10 of their best first-date questions to make sure your date isn't any crazier than you. Ready? Go!

1. ​clipsparapapel17 thinks you should get batsh*t right off the bat.

See that girl over there? Is she hotter than me? And if yes, would you kill her for me?

2. ToFat2Run demands their date become an impromptu novelist.

"If you were to write a book, what would it be about?"

I find this tells me lots about a person.

3. SplendaTheyreCominUp thinks you should play truther dare.

"In your personal estimation, what would you say is the temperature steel beams melt at?"

4. petsymmetry knows that you can treat for the soprano sax, but it will never really go away.

Do you have STDs or are you a Kenny G fan? Both are gamestoppers so be honest.

5. dazed-and-amused wants to kill the mood forever.

Would you rather watch your parents fuck for a year or fuck them both for 10 minutes?

6. Fyrefawx wants to make sure all nerd requirements are met.

Have you seen Star Wars?

7. Hopefully, 99mg only asks this on a date with a professional therapist.

Are you going to wait 3 years, for me to absolutely fall for you in every way possible, then wake up one day and never want to talk to me again?

8. styenwatson11 just wants to know the basics.

What's your policy regarding leaving people suddenly and without warning? I'm not saying right away, but eventually down the line, how open would you be to introducing a third party to our sex life? Do you floss? Are you obnoxiously dependent, or are we still going to be able to have our own lives? Are you going to make me wait 6 dates before sleeping with me? Is it okay if we wait like, 6 dates before sleeping together? Do you actually watch Rachel Maddow/Read the NY Times/love this band/go to MoMA in your spare time, or are you just saying that? What were your SAT scores? If we were to date, how often would you expect oral sex? Like, is this a regular thing, or a once in a while treat? How much money do you actually make? If we go home together tonight, I'm not really going to want to cuddle. That cool with you? Are you seeing other people? HOW many other people? You talk to your ex how often? What's your number? (Not your phone number. The other one.) Just give me a ballpark range. Will you be willing to take a backseat to my career? Will you want me to take a backseat to yours? Will you be just as apt to keep the bathroom door closed six months, six years into the relationship, as you are right now? Do you have any plans to gain a ton of weight/lose a ton of weight/take up drugs/change your career/change your religion/change your country of residence, or in any other way drastically alter your life in the next two years? Will you always expect me to pay? (Will you always pay?) Does any part of you right now think that I'm not someone you could be serious about? How attracted/interested in me are you really? Wait, is this a date?


9. Senor_Pepe_Frog just wants to make sure his date is legally allowed to consent.

Do you know what a potato is?

10. And finally, RealGBK has one question that has no bearing on how a relationship would go.

Do you want kids?