First dates are the worst, they're just a series of question after question until you can find some common ground. It's an interrogation over cocktails. Fortunately, the lunatics over at Reddit have shared 10 of their best first-date questions to make sure your date isn't any crazier than you. Ready? Go!

1. ​clipsparapapel17 thinks you should get batsh*t right off the bat.

See that girl over there? Is she hotter than me? And if yes, would you kill her for me?

2. ToFat2Run demands their date become an impromptu novelist.

"If you were to write a book, what would it be about?"

I find this tells me lots about a person.