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Impressing a girl may seem like a hard endeavor, because it is. Especially when dudes with inflated egos pull horrible pickup lines out of their butt just to woo unsuspecting girls on the street. They don't know you, dude. Chill out, be polite, and show off your great personality when the time is right.

Or else, it's buh-bye for you.
Or else, it's buh-bye for you.

These 30 stories from many, many Reddit threads show just how desperate guys are when it comes to courtship. You can't even call it courtship. These failed attempts in trying to impress a girl is more like harassment? Get ready to cringe.