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A dating site called Gleeden picks up where Ashley Madison left off, offering a platform for wives and husbands to supplement their marriages by arranging sneaky sex on the internet.

And since Gleeden has the trust of this rarely-exposed subset of society, they have some insights on their behavior. According to Gleeden, "sign-ups spike the second Monday after Christmas."

This year, that was January 9th—yesterday. Time to check your loved one's browser history!

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The reasoning is "all very common sense and practical," says a lawyer specializing in family law, who took time out of his practice to talk to CBS Philadelphia about why January's a good month for him.

It's all "tied in with emotion and money. The last thing someone wants to do is be in a situation where they're ruining holidays for children, ruining holidays for family."

But January? WHO CARES—RUIN JANUARY! It's cold out! Burn it all down!

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As soon as the holidays are over, people apparently sign up for Gleeden and start thinking about spending those sweet Christmas bonuses on divorce lawyers.

Hug your loved ones a little closer today.

And next year, sabotage their job so they don't get a bonus.