One of the most important social skills a woman can have these days is the ability to diffuse some gross guy blowing up their phone with
unsolicited dick pics or requests for nudity. It's of utmost importance to respond with grace, humor, and humiliation. 1. Hope you like back hair.
He'll send you some pictures of his hairy back and some good investment advice.
2. Wet and wild.
Now that's what I'm talking a'grout.
3. It pays to be courteous. 4. Kill the moment quick.
Yes, but what kind of crackers?
5. An honest mistake. 6. Derpy derp? 7. Foreplay.
If you text a picture of an actual Mortadella though, you might get a date for snacktime.
8. So it shall be arranged!
"Mom? Get Dad on the phone. It's happened!"
9. What a disappointment.
The dudes with the duck always gets the girl.
10. Brick. 11. Literally the best.
That cat looks like it can party.
12. Just send a picture of some rando.
Who's this lady? Do you know this lady?
13. Sorry, so busy. 14. The Scottish play.
Scientists don't even think that guy's junk really exists.
15. Que Cera Cera.