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One of the most important social skills a woman can have these days is the ability to diffuse some gross guy blowing up their phone with unsolicited dick pics or requests for nudity. It's of utmost importance to respond with grace, humor, and humiliation.

1. Hope you like back hair.

He'll send you some pictures of his hairy back and some good investment advice.
He'll send you some pictures of his hairy back and some good investment advice.

2. Wet and wild.

Now that's what I'm talking a'grout.
Now that's what I'm talking a'grout.
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