Grandmas are wonderful. They make us cookies, they buy us presents, and most importantly, love us unconditionally. Sometimes that unconditional love manifests itself as deep concern for what's going on (or not) in your love life. You know Grandma means well, but how many different ways can you answer the question, "Why are you still single?"

Well, here are a few ideas:

1. "I'm just really holding out for that nice *insert religion and/or nationality your Grandma approves of here* boy you've always wanted me to marry."