This is what we mean when we talk about the importance of community. Maybe fancy-folk on Wall Street need to go through their contacts and make a bunch of impersonal phone calls letting old flames know they might be "burnin'." But this is how STD notification goes down on Main Street. It's a place where pedestrians wave hi to each other, where people can reach their entire sexual history with nothing but a flyer posted in a shopping district amongst the yard sale signs. Roderick is clearly a neighborly man who loved the place where he lives, and he wanted to spread that love amongst as many neighbors as were willing to accept it. Also, if you have sex with a man who calls himself "Whoopi," do you really need a flyer to tell you to get checked?
[ Via Redditor JohnnyWeapon]