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Hey, if you like somebody and want to be with them (whatever that means to you), the first step is to tell them how you feel. Take the risk, man! Go for it! Get your flirt on! But don't do it on social media where the rejection can be witnessed by all of your friends, all of their friends, and subsequently, the world.

1. Get back.

Probably should've sent a private massage.
Probably should've sent a private massage.

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2. Challenge accepted?

All good points.
All good points.

3. Netflix and grieve.

Girls probably say that to him a lot, but this time it was actually true.
Girls probably say that to him a lot, but this time it was actually true.

4. He just wants an F.

An F in English, that is.
An F in English, that is.
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5. Cecily strong.

They must be very good friends if he didn't know she was married.
They must be very good friends if he didn't know she was married.

6. Boredom wins.

Thanks, but no thanks.
Thanks, but no thanks.

7. Your efforts are appreciated.

And good luck to you in all of your future endeavors.
And good luck to you in all of your future endeavors.
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8. She just found something fun, like, all of a sudden.

Like an old Sudoku book. Yeah.
Like an old Sudoku book. Yeah.

9. Pass, and fumble.

The ribs restaurant guy?!
The ribs restaurant guy?!

10. Insult to injury.

The denial is strong in this one.
The denial is strong in this one.
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11. Visualizing the future.

Her type is dudes who aren't creeps, sorry.
Her type is dudes who aren't creeps, sorry.

12. Put on the brakes.

Totally saved it, dude!
Totally saved it, dude!

13. Sweet freedom.

A billion reasons why not.
A billion reasons why not.