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An etiquette guide for the evolution of farting manners between you and your significant other.

Natural human smells kill romance. (via Thinkstock)
Natural human smells kill romance. (via Thinkstock)

Where are you at in your dating life? Is everything flossing, butterflies and afternoon sex? Or have you slogged through every episode of each critically acclaimed HBO program to avoid talking to each other, and are now moving on to (shudder) basic cable? One way to analyze the slow disintegration of a romantic relationship is how you treat each other's farts. Here's the break down:

0-2 months:​ You get your farts out at home, then change your entire outfit in case anything’s lingering.