Just. Keep. Swimming.

This may be the worst first date story ever. Yet, after hearing it, anything seems possible! This guy SH*T HIS PANTS during a first date. White pants. And he still hooked up. Wear navy blue or burnt umber and there should be nothing for you to worry about when you take out that cutie. You know what cutie we mean...

Of course, going some place where it's semi-appropriate to walk into the ocean in case of emergency is very key. If this had happened in the desert or at a T.G.I. Friday's, this would be a whole other story. Do NOT poop yourself at T.G.I. Friday's. No one comes back from that.

Sources: PizzaPartyUSA