The only problem with "meet cute" stories are the clueless idiots who get the idea that there is no wrong time to express romantic interest in someone. This is wrong. We asked our readers to tell us about times they've been absolutely floored by another human's choice to initiate flirting protocols. The answers ranged from "in the middle of divorce proceedings" to "at a relative's deathbed," but at least they are all a lot funnier now that time has passed. If you read these and see yourself in any of the flirters, congratulations: you're probably self-aware enough that it's not actually you.