A guy went out with a "worldie" of a woman, a term which likely does not refer to her world-class brains. The date did not go as this man was expecting, as the woman promptly took out her phone at dinner. Her date took issue with this move so he did the same and started texting his friend. His friends were full of great advice for how to make this date much, much worse. 

Sources: h/t Bro Bible