Guys with a certain shape of face are more likely to cheat, according to some science.
In today's news about your face—if you're a man and it's particularly wide, you're probably a cheater. Go get a ruler and a mirror and throw out everything you thought you knew about yourself. If your face is "more square or boxy," you cannot be trusted.
I'm kidding, but those were the results of an actual scientific study by researchers who decided who cares about cancer, we need a crack team to study my ex's cheating face.
According to a study published by Archives of Sexual Behavior, "facial width-to-height ratio (FWHR)" is linked "to a host of psychological and behavioral characteristics, primarily in men."
FWHR has been previously linked to increased testosterone.
Via a Newsweek report on this groundbreaking new way to screen your Tinder dates, the study found "that both men and women with shorter, wider faces were more sexually motivated, meaning they have higher libidos."