A woman pulled off the ultimate revenge after she caught her boyfriend cheating, leaving him to wonder if she is dead or alive. It's some next-level ghosting. Posted to r/Confession, a forum on which people confess things from "I am a primary school teacher i enjoy walking around the classroom and fart silently but randomly and watching them try to figure out who it was" to "I'm responsible for F*CKING SIX surgical patients getting infections" (eek!), behold the greatest breakup story ever told. throwawayaccountrar / redditGather 'round kids for the ultimate ghost story. I came over to his house one morning to surprise him with breakfast and a video game he wanted, only to find him naked, asleep, and with his ex curled up in his arms. He didn’t hear me come in, so I closed his bedroom door, and left his breakfast and game on the kitchen counter along with my key to his house. I went to my car, deactivated my Facebook, and blocked him on all other forms of social media. I then called my phone provider to change my number before driving off. I texted family members and close friends that we were no longer together and to block him on social media, as well. I didn’t tell them why. I was in a position to end the lease at my apartment early, and I started a new job in a different city later that week. I completely removed myself from him and didn’t offer a shred of explanation or opportunity for dialogue. I disappeared from his life after his betrayal and I think it’ll not only help me to focus on myself without his presence, but I think completely shutting myself off from him will hurt worse than anything when he thinks on how good he had it with me these last 5 years. Actual footage of the breakup. giphyRevenge is a dish best served with comprehensive, spy-like precision, which is hopefully a good enough excuse to include this hilarious GIF from the movie Spy. giphyHopefully you never get betrayed like this, but if you do, don't just ghost—full-on evaporate.