Comedian Aaron Gillies, known for his list of things that make his wife cry, decided to experiment with creating an online dating profile. Instead of filling out any answers himself, Gillies used Google autocomplete, which does not always supply the ideal result, despite its advanced technology.

Clearly Google autocomplete needs to practice some self-love before it can really put itself out there. Anybody whose turn off is "being found in human form" should likely not list "ready" as his/her body type.

Sources: h/t: New York Magazine