Prom should be a fun, inclusive event for all high school students—without the pressure of finding the "right" date to bring. Go with your friends, go in a same-sex couple, go with Rihanna because you got 4 million retweets when you asked her out on Twitter and that's the number she said you needed.
Heck, you can even go with your sibling... as long as you don't make it weird.
Ugh, I said don't make it weird! A brother/sister prom couple is already gonna turn some heads, so why would you put this weirdly patronizing, vaguely sexist spin on it? And post about it on Twitter, of all places? Well, whatever, too late:
I hope we all learned a valuable lesson here, and that sis eventually gets a real boyfriend—if that's what she wants!