There's nothing like that awkward moment when you're at your lover's house and their main boo shows up. If you're not familiar with that scenario, then you will be once you finish reading the story of Miles, Twitter handle @mileskwhitmore. Luckily for Miles, his woman was looking out for him and made sure that he stayed hydrated during his stint in purgatory.
I'm over this girl's crib in Madison and her man here. I got a charger and her wifi I'm coolin. Update soon pic.twitter.com/nHarYdPAAu— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
Update: she asked me what I wanted to eat but for now she brought me a Capri Sun pic.twitter.com/ThXHnZXGjJ— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016