There's nothing like that awkward moment when you're at your lover's house and their main boo shows up. If you're not familiar with that scenario, then you will be once you finish reading the story of Miles, Twitter handle @mileskwhitmore. Luckily for Miles, his woman was looking out for him and made sure that he stayed hydrated during his stint in purgatory.
That was nice of Miles to keep his followers updated on his whereabouts all the way back home. Otherwise, people could've been worried. Not so nice of Miles to steal that Popeyes.
Karma for that Popeyes theft will come for Miles. It's only a matter of time until the main man figures out what's been going on since Miles is a viral Twitter star.
There's one caveat to this story that, while amazing, doesn't make sense: how did this woman get Miles the Capri Sun? Did she drop it near the closet door then slyly distract her man while Miles grabbed it? Either way, bless chargers and wi-fi for not only entertaining Miles while his lady was with her main man but also for allowing him to share his story.