This text conversation shared by Imgur user polarbearpuppy is the reason why you, humanity, can't have nice things. Fellas, if a woman gives you her number in a professional context, do not text her after midnight to ask her out. Then, when she inevitably says no, don't keep trying. Don't bring the dog into it. This whole thing is really a testament to DON'T. Warning—you might cringe your skin off by the end of this:

Sources: Imgur: Polarbearpuppy