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Self-described "dating and relationship expert" Dan Bacon ruined the Internet today with his terrorist manual "How to talk to a woman wearing headphones."

Put this man on the "no fly" list, STAT.
Put this man on the "no fly" list, STAT.

He starts out so wrong:

These days, many women walk around playing with a smartphone or tablet device and are often wearing headphones and listening to music at the same time.

Yet, that doesn’t mean you can’t talk to them.