Follow these rules to ensure you never get into a relationship.

It's so freeing to be single!

To an outside party, it probably looks like I've been purposely evading relationships my entire life. This was not my mission, but in retrospect I see the mistakes I made that contributed to my perpetual singledom.

But there's a silver lining: these mistakes can function as a guide to ensure you remain single until you turn 30. And why stop there? Reach for the stars! You can use these tricks to stay single forever.

Here is exactly how to stay single at any age:

This relationship is doomed.