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Wedding season is officially here! HELP.


Work on that loving, wistful smile. (Thinkstock)

Sometimes, it seems like everyone is getting married. "Sometimes" is June through September and "everyone" is all the couples you know, practically every weekend all summer long. How beautiful the first wedding of summer is! What a lot of money you've spent by the time fall rolls around! Lord, give me the strength to sit through one more reading of Corinthians and glide through one more "Electric Slide."

Here's how we celebrate other people's weddings as the season progresses:

JUNE


Ahhhh, drinking outdoors. (via Thinkstock)

Wardrobe: Brand new dress you've been eyeing and saving for, for months. Today is about the bride, but you are going to look like a demure summer goddess at this thing.