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On Wednesday, Redditor jimmyg4life posted a picture of two tubes of toothpaste, side by side: one having been squeezed the correct way, and one mangled, messy, and disgusting. He wrote, "I have my reasons for making my wife use her own tube."

This is, of course, a completely unacceptable toothpaste tube atrocity. Were they sharing a tube, this would easily be grounds for a divorce ("irreconcilable toothpaste differences"). Many other Redditors felt the same, dubbing his wife "a monster," and "a degenerate," and sharing their own toothpaste tube horror stories (and other assorted horrible messy spousal habits).